Dear Clown Prince,
My family keeps ignoring me when they have food. I want some. How do I get it?
Sincerely,
The Yapping Chihuahua
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Dear Burrito Dog,
Look for the smallest person with food. Stand as close by as possible. Lick lips frequently. Make small moan noise. Wait for food to drop.
Sincerely,
Your Hineyness
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