Recommend some doggie treats!

Dear Clown Prince,

My mom keeps giving me peanut butter on a spoon. It's yummy! What kind of treats do you get?

The White Poodle

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Dear Poofy One,


One word of caution, don't fart when mommy is on an important conference call you may find yourself in the "jail"!

The Hiney One

Dear Clown Prince

Dear Clown Prince,

My family keeps ignoring me when they have food. I want some. How do I get it?

Sincerely,

The Yapping Chihuahua

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Dear Burrito Dog,

Look for the smallest person with food. Stand as close by as possible. Lick lips frequently. Make small moan noise. Wait for food to drop.

Sincerely,

Your Hineyness